My Straight Role On White Trash TV...
Why is it so hard to believe that I could ACT STRAIGHT?!?Well that was the offer this morning when the producers for the Dallas based TV show "Cheaters" stopped in. They inquired to see if we had a plane and a pilot that could fly to Padre Island to shoot a segment for a promotional spot. The pilot, me, would be responsible for taking the girl out and about. The crew of Cheaters would follow us and take video of us. We would then fly home the following day and be BUSTED by the girls 'boyfriend.' Well, the loving friends that I have had the following to say about all of this:
You guys are going to crap your pants! Well, maybe not. This morning, the producer for the show "Cheaters" came in to inquire if we had an aircraft they could rent for a weekend. They want to take a girl, a camera guy, and a pilot, eheem, ME!~ to Padre Island to shoot a promotional segment for their show. Isn't that crazy?! Me acting 'straigh?' Well, the fun friends that I have had the following to say:
Adam: Well that sucks that they can't use you. That would be good hours and money..
Captain Cox: Why can't they use me?? It's not for real, it's all staged evidently.
Kelly: wait wait... does that mean you'd have to butch it up? Nnobody would fall for that! :)
Adam: Cause you would really need to act straight!!
Captain Cox: And is it not possible?!
Kelly: Adam- Can you just imagine Jared (Captain Cox) yelling at his "girlfriend" in that high-pitched voice of his.... "How could you do this to me????"
Adam: I know!! LOL! Poor thing!!
Captain Cox: You guys are bitches!
Kelly: Jared (Captain Cox), speaking of bitches, my dog knows you're GAY!
Justin: There are sooooo many things wrong with this picture...... and honestly Jared (Captain Cox)......are you going to leave yourself wide open for us to pick you apart on this!!!!!!! Lol
Justin: And honey we know your purse, your boa, and your tiara all fall out of your mouth. LOL
Kelly: I wish I had a puppy :(
Captain Cox Well when I'm FAMOUS on WHITE TRASH TV, you all can say you knew me.... knew the GAY me... lol
I'll keep you all posted on the development of this story :)