Letter from a reader...

Dear Capt Cocks (misspelling intended), As I was perusing your "site" today with Darin by my side, I noticed two things. 1) You don't have Fresh N' Tasty listed in your links. AND 2) Darin tells me you are a RepubliCUNT. Neither of these things make me happy, however I will still stay with you when I visit Dall-ass. I look forward to your reply concerning these two very disturbing issues. Sincerely, Donnie Diamond (accompanied by Darin Dillweed)